Things to know when purchasing MerdeNo2.
When buying from Merde No2 we do our best to keep the quality of our product consistent, however it is susceptible to slight color change from batch to batch, because it is derived from 100% natural ingredients. Natural ingredients, essential oils in particular, are much more prone to levels of variability because factors such as weather and soil conditions impact each crop differently which in turn impacts the distilled oils. Merde No2 maintains a range of acceptability for each new batch. We are doing our best but gotta love and respect nature.
Regarding the shelf life of Merde No2, all fragrances and oils age differently. We do not set hard and fast shelf lives for our product, but expect for them to stay fresh for up to two years but if stored properly it will be fine for much longer. We sure hope it doesn't last that long.
We are stating the obvious, but please do not use Merde No2 for any other purposes other than it's intended for. Avoid getting in eyes. Do not ingest, and keep away from children, animals or anything other than a toilette.